So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
Why do people always say “it’ll get better”? It never fucking does. 9 times out of 10, it always stays the same or gets so much fucking worse.
- Director: "I think I have something for you."
- Actor: "Is it Seroquel?"
- Actress: "Is it a dick?"
BOOK 3 FINALE GIVEAWAY
Snag an Avatar parody shirt in this giveaway that ends on Friday night (10PM EST) in celebration of the Book 3 finale! If you don’t win, you can always buy a shirt at any time here.
How To Enter
1. Follow RachaelMakesShirts on Tumblr
2. Reblog this post on your main blog and mention which one you want to win!
The giveaway ends on Friday, August 22 at 10 PM EST. The winner will be chosen at random, and I’ll contact them via the Tumblr Ask box. After a winner has been announced, they have 72 hours to respond before I choose another winner.
i’ve added a new shirt to the mix! Contest ends tonight!